PORTRAIT OF MONDO GECKO The Rip Roarin’, Skateboardin’ Reptile! VITAL GECKTISTICS: Accessories: Turbo-charged Sewer Skateboard, Tail Skate and Label Sheet Birthplace: Quarterpipe, Hawaii Height: 4 ft. (over the lip) Weight: 150 lbs. (with clear skin) Favorite Phrase: Skate or… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF RHINOMAN The Humongous Horned Half-Wit! VITAL SUPTISTICS: Weapons: Rhino-plated Shield, Nutty the Squirrelly Sidekick, Turtle-terminatin’ Laser Gun Favorite Snack: Turtle shells Favorite Stunt: Punchin’ holes in the sidewalk From out of the bowels of the earth emerges… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SHELL KICKIN’ RAPH The Super Sewer Soccer Player! Team: Sewer Sonics Position: Striker Height: 5′ with cleats Weight: 157 lbs. with inflated ball School Team: The Grass Eaters First Round Draft Choice Career Goals: 1114 Shell Kickin’ Raph’s one grass-stained green guy… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SAFARI MICHAELANGELO The Junge Jivin’ Judo Dude! Safari Michaelangelo’s Accessories: Real Workin’ Water Shootin’ Gun, Banana Munchin’ Monkey Pal, Hunting Knife, Nasty Nunchakus, Gold Metalized Kowabunga Collector Coin Deep in the jungle primeval, past civilization, beyond time and… Continue Reading
UNDERCOVER LEONARDO The Devious Disguisin’ Dude! Vital Sneaktistics Accessories: Many Mutant Masks: Non-gaggin’ Gas Mask, Anti-Foot Joke Face, Mysterioso Mask, Infiltrating Katanas, Super Spy Pistol Favorite Movie: “The Mask of the Red Mutant” Favorite Spy Device: Masks If you’re lookin’ for a Ninja… Continue Reading
