PORTRAIT OF ROBOTIC ROCKSTEADY The Sinister Steel-jointed Thug! VITAL ROBOPTISTICS: Accessories: Laser Wrist Rifle,Poke ’em Pry Bar, Chilling Chainsaw Sword Favorite Transistor: PH 101X Least Favorite Tool: Screwdriver Determined to eliminate the stupidity of regular ol’ Rocksteady, Shredder developed a robotic version… Continue Reading
CAVE-BEAST BEBOP with his BODACIOUS BRONTOSAURUS The Dino-zoic Demolition Duo VITAL STONETISTICS Accessories: Stick-em Stone Sword, Turtle Skull Pole, Battle Bones Saddle, Removable Reins, Broto Brand Favorite Food: Turtle Bone Broth Favorite Activity: Hunting Turtles Your mother probably warned you about time travel… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SLAM DUNKIN’ DON The Hoop-hammerin’ Hard Shelled Hero! Team: Sewer City Slammers Position: Forward/Center Height: 5′ 9″ with hi-tops Weight: 150 without Turtle Ball School Team: The Reptile Rebounders – 1st Round Draft Choice Total Rebounds: 16,720 Total Assists: 300 Scoring Average: 94.0 Shoot and… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SAFARI MICHAELANGELO The Junge Jivin’ Judo Dude! Safari Michaelangelo’s Accessories: Real Workin’ Water Shootin’ Gun, Banana Munchin’ Monkey Pal, Hunting Knife, Nasty Nunchakus, Gold Metalized Kowabunga Collector Coin Deep in the jungle primeval, past civilization, beyond time and… Continue Reading
PIZZA TOSSIN’ LEO The Garlicky Wedge Whirlin’ Wonder! Leo’s Pizza Tossin’ Action Accessories: Deep Dish Pizza Launcher, Six Pizza Pie Discs, Garlic Grindin’ Powder Blaster, Crusty Katana, Smelly Pizza Belt The next time you see Pizza Tossin’ Leo pull back his… Continue Reading
