PORTRAIT OF GENERAL TRAAG Rock ’em Sock ’em Rock Soldier VITAL ROCKTISTICS Weapons: Laser Blaster, Stunlaser Rifle, Anti-Turtle Combat Knife Birthplace: Under a Volcano in Dimension X Altitude: 6 feet Weight: 2 Cement Trucks or 100 Sumo Wrestlers IQ:… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF HOTHEAD The Foot Fryin’ Warrior Dragon! VITAL DRAGTISTICS: Accessories: Long Lethal Samurai Sword, Pagoda Helmet, Dim Sum Staff with detachable Ninja Knife Favorite Food: Barbecued anything Height: 30′ with fully extended neck While battlin’ a blaze, a… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF LEONARDO, WITH STORAGE SHELL The Leader with a Locker! VITAL STORTISTICS: Accessories: Turtle Grappling Hook, Armadillo Club, Pizza Disc, Spiked Knuckle/Climbing Claw, Two Ninja Stars, Two Katana Blades Capacity: Sixteen Turtle Tons Favorite Book: Encyclopedia of Cabinets… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF MOVIE STAR RAPH The Dramatic Debuting Dude! Accessories: Tinseltown Turtle Shell Shield, I Win/You Ooze Canister, Yuk-yuk Yo-yo, 2 (count ’em, 2) Silver Screen Sais, Ninja Stars, Bodacious Belt Raph’s the kind of reptile role player who… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF ROBOTIC BEBOP The Metallic Maniac with the Ugly Mug! VITAL ROBOTISTICS: Accessories: Mechanical Mutant Claw, Laser Luger/Flame Thrower Combo, Stained Steel Cutter Favorite Oil: Turteweight Favorite Fuel: Strained Turtle Brains Frustrated by the constant incompetence of regular ol’ Bebop, Shredder… Continue Reading
