APRIL O’NEIL The Turtles Best Friend and Protector! VITAL STATISTICS: Vehicle of Choice: Armored Battle Wagon Weapon of Choice: Her brains and her laptop Birthplace: Manhattan Height: 5′ 8″ Weight: 125 lbs. Age: 23 years Previous Form: Lab Assistant She’s got beauty, brains and a wicked… Continue Reading
Daniel Dickholtz, “April in Turtleland”
PORTRAIT OF APRIL, THE NINJA NEWSCASTER The Turtles’ Foot-slappin’ Sister! VITAL KICKTISTICS: Accessories: Samurai-style Camera, Broadcastin’ Bo, Cool Katana Blade, News Makin’ Nunchaku, Scoop ’em Sai Favorite Headline: Ace Reporter April O’Neil Fights Foot with Foot Weight: 105 lbs. We Think. She won’t… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF APRIL, THE RAVISHING REPORTER The Gutsy News Gal! VITAL BABETISTICS: Accessories: Ninja File Sai, Lipstick Nunchaku, Compact Ninja Star, Kowabunga Camera, Katana Blade Curling Iron, Make-Up Brush Battle Bo Favorite Headline: Beauty Queen Chokes on Crown Weight: 99.9 lbs. wearing chains… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF APRIL The Gutsiest Gal to Ever Gather the News! VITAL NEWSTISTICS: Accessories: Crook Catchin’ Camcorder, 52mm News Makers’ Special, Leg Holster, Babe Belt with Detachable Microphone and Tape Player Favorite Headline: “Ace Reporter Wins Another Award” Favorite Turtle: What? You don’t… Continue Reading
