PORTRAIT OF CASEY JONES Accessories: Baseball Bats, Golf Club, Golf Bag, Hockey Mask, Shoulder Pad Height: 6′ 2″ Weight: 235 lbs. with fully loaded golf bag Favorite Sports Team: Mudville Slingers Favorite Food: Shake ‘n’ Break Chicken Favorite Swing: Grand Slam Like all psychos,… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF FOOT SOLDIER Shredder’s Right Hand Mummy VITAL MUMTISTICS: Weapons: Turtle Shell Biter, Electro Shock-Mace, Turtle Carver Knife Birthplace: Catacomb, Nebraska Height: 6′ Weight: 175 lbs. Age: ? Foot Soldiers are all alike: speechless, robotic minions to… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF MONDO GECKO The Rip Roarin’, Skateboardin’ Reptile! VITAL GECKTISTICS: Accessories: Turbo-charged Sewer Skateboard, Tail Skate and Label Sheet Birthplace: Quarterpipe, Hawaii Height: 4 ft. (over the lip) Weight: 150 lbs. (with clear skin) Favorite Phrase: Skate or… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SAFARI MICHAELANGELO The Junge Jivin’ Judo Dude! Safari Michaelangelo’s Accessories: Real Workin’ Water Shootin’ Gun, Banana Munchin’ Monkey Pal, Hunting Knife, Nasty Nunchakus, Gold Metalized Kowabunga Collector Coin Deep in the jungle primeval, past civilization, beyond time and… Continue Reading
PIZZA TOSSIN’ LEO The Garlicky Wedge Whirlin’ Wonder! Leo’s Pizza Tossin’ Action Accessories: Deep Dish Pizza Launcher, Six Pizza Pie Discs, Garlic Grindin’ Powder Blaster, Crusty Katana, Smelly Pizza Belt The next time you see Pizza Tossin’ Leo pull back his… Continue Reading
