PORTRAIT OF FOOT SOLDIER Shredder’s Right Hand Mummy VITAL MUMTISTICS: Weapons: Turtle Shell Biter, Electro Shock-Mace, Turtle Carver Knife Birthplace: Catacomb, Nebraska Height: 6′ Weight: 175 lbs. Age: ? Foot Soldiers are all alike: speechless, robotic minions to… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF MONDO GECKO The Rip Roarin’, Skateboardin’ Reptile! VITAL GECKTISTICS: Accessories: Turbo-charged Sewer Skateboard, Tail Skate and Label Sheet Birthplace: Quarterpipe, Hawaii Height: 4 ft. (over the lip) Weight: 150 lbs. (with clear skin) Favorite Phrase: Skate or… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF RHINOMAN The Humongous Horned Half-Wit! VITAL SUPTISTICS: Weapons: Rhino-plated Shield, Nutty the Squirrelly Sidekick, Turtle-terminatin’ Laser Gun Favorite Snack: Turtle shells Favorite Stunt: Punchin’ holes in the sidewalk From out of the bowels of the earth emerges… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SAFARI MICHAELANGELO The Junge Jivin’ Judo Dude! Safari Michaelangelo’s Accessories: Real Workin’ Water Shootin’ Gun, Banana Munchin’ Monkey Pal, Hunting Knife, Nasty Nunchakus, Gold Metalized Kowabunga Collector Coin Deep in the jungle primeval, past civilization, beyond time and… Continue Reading
PIZZA TOSSIN’ RAPH The Sewer Servin’ Sauce Master! Raph’s Pizza Tossin’ Action Accessories: Pizza Oven Pizza Launcher, Six Pizza Pie Discs, Sauce Splatterin’ Gun, Overcooked Crosshairs Eye Sight, Tomato Sauce Sai, Saucy Pizza Belt Don’t bother lookin’ to see what’s inside,… Continue Reading
