PORTRAIT OF SLAM DUNKIN’ DON The Hoop-hammerin’ Hard Shelled Hero! Team: Sewer City Slammers Position: Forward/Center Height: 5′ 9″ with hi-tops Weight: 150 without Turtle Ball School Team: The Reptile Rebounders – 1st Round Draft Choice Total Rebounds: 16,720 Total Assists: 300 Scoring Average: 94.0 Shoot and… Continue Reading
CAVE-BEAST BEBOP with his BODACIOUS BRONTOSAURUS The Dino-zoic Demolition Duo VITAL STONETISTICS Accessories: Stick-em Stone Sword, Turtle Skull Pole, Battle Bones Saddle, Removable Reins, Broto Brand Favorite Food: Turtle Bone Broth Favorite Activity: Hunting Turtles Your mother probably warned you about time travel… Continue Reading
PIZZA SKIMMIN’ JETBOAT Hop aboard and cast off on the one and only Pizza Skimmin’ Jetboat – the fastest, cheesiest craft ever! This bubbly boat proves once and for all that pizza just isn’t a fuel source, it’s a way… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SAFARI MICHAELANGELO The Junge Jivin’ Judo Dude! Safari Michaelangelo’s Accessories: Real Workin’ Water Shootin’ Gun, Banana Munchin’ Monkey Pal, Hunting Knife, Nasty Nunchakus, Gold Metalized Kowabunga Collector Coin Deep in the jungle primeval, past civilization, beyond time and… Continue Reading
UNDERCOVER RAPHAEL The Surveillance Spy Turtle Technician! VITAL SNEAKTISTICS: Spy Accessories: Undercover Mutant Movie Camera, Infrared Googie Goggles, Super Sensitive Eavesdroppin’ Dish, Surveillance Spy Case, Private Eye Pistol, Spy Sais Favorite Movie: Watcher of the Pizza Favorite Spy Book: Looking for Mr. Goodpizza… Continue Reading
