PORTRAIT OF SERGEANT BANANAS The Guerilla Gorilla Good Guy! VITAL BANTISTICS: Accessories: Larry the Lemur, Iguana Gun & Jungle Snack Belt Favorite Hangout: Any tree will do Favorite Food: Banana Pancakes Weight: 600 lbs. (with a bunch of bananas) Shoe… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF ANTRAX The Picnic Punk with a Four Fisted Punch! VITAL ANTISTICS: Accessories: Ante-up Axe with Nasty Noose, Beat ’em Back Bat, The Old Ball & Chain Favorite Activity: Pizza Picnic Raids Favorite Song: “Dead Ant, Dead Ant”… Brain… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SPACE USAGI The Retro-rocketing Rabbit! VITAL RABBITISTICS: Accessories: Celery Silencer, Cosmic Carrot Cannon, Cosmic Cape, Hare Helmet Favorite Food: Space Carrot Sticks (freeze dried) Favorite Joke: Mooning Far out! It’s Space Usagi, the galactic good guy and retro-rocketing… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF DIRTBAG The Militant Mutant Mole! VITAL MOLETISTICS: Accessories: Jack Hammer Gun, Chisel Knife, 4-pointed Pick and Rat Pack Birthplace: City subway Weight: 240 lbs. (dirty) Favorite Food: Splinter on a shingle Favorite Restaurant: The Cave Inn Put your… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF TATTOO The Flesh-etched Illustrated Man! VITAL TATTOOTISTICS: Accessories: Terrifying Turtle Tattoos, Sumo Snake, Burnisher Staff Birthplace: Skinsville, Japan Weight: 378.5 lbs. (with tattoos) Favorite Food: Mussels Heckled for being humongous, this heavy hero took his fat into his… Continue Reading
