PORTRAIT OF DIRTBAG
The Militant Mutant Mole!
Accessories: Jack Hammer Gun, Chisel Knife, 4-pointed Pick and Rat Pack
Birthplace: City subway
Weight: 240 lbs. (dirty)
Favorite Food: Splinter on a shingle
Favorite Restaurant: The Cave Inn
Put your ear to the ground and listen for Dirtbag, the militant mutant mole man. He’s a crazy coal miner and a mad mole all rolled into one. Dirtbag tunnels through sewers like a chisel through cheese. This mutant mole’s main mission is to seek out and destroy his arch enemy, Splinter. And sewer searchin’ can’t be easier with Dirtbag’s gear: a rancid rat pack and chisel knife. The sewers are sure to crumble under the weight of Dirtbag’s jack hammer gun – the deadliest pneumatic tool in the world! And Splinter better stop snoozin’ in his meditation chamber, ’cause Dirtbag’s got a mind-numbing 4-pointed pick. Nothing can stop this tunneling terror – not walls, not boulders – maybe not even the Turtles! So listen hard and listen long, for the next sound you hear could be Splinter splintering!
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