PORTRAIT OF GENERAL TRAAG Rock ’em Sock ’em Rock Soldier VITAL ROCKTISTICS Weapons: Laser Blaster, Stunlaser Rifle, Anti-Turtle Combat Knife Birthplace: Under a Volcano in Dimension X Altitude: 6 feet Weight: 2 Cement Trucks or 100 Sumo Wrestlers IQ: Microscopic Favortie Music: Rock ‘n Roll As… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF KRANG The Bodiless Burbling Brain VITAL BRAINTISTICS: Weapons: Brain-drain gun, Mobiloe Life-Support System, Mechanized Arms Birthplace: Dimension X Height: 1′ 6″ without body Weight: 17 lbs. (soaking wet) Age: Unknown Favortie Phrase: “Home is where you hang your… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF CASEY JONES Accessories: Baseball Bats, Golf Club, Golf Bag, Hockey Mask, Shoulder Pad Height: 6′ 2″ Weight: 235 lbs. with fully loaded golf bag Favorite Sports Team: Mudville Slingers Favorite Food: Shake ‘n’ Break Chicken Favorite Swing: Grand… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF ACE DUCK Accessories: Service .45 Pistol, Weapons Belt w/Egg Grenades, Plug in Wings, Removable Pilot’s Cap Height: 4′ 6″ Birthplace: Peking Least Favorite Time: Duck Hunting Season Least Favorite Food: Peking Duck Hungry for duck brain, Krang ordered… Continue Reading
