PORTRAIT OF HOTHEAD The Foot Fryin’ Warrior Dragon! VITAL DRAGTISTICS: Accessories: Long Lethal Samurai Sword, Pagoda Helmet, Dim Sum Staff with detachable Ninja Knife Favorite Food: Barbecued anything Height: 30′ with fully extended neck While battlin’ a blaze, a fireman in Old Town… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SANDSTORM The Cool Camel Captain! VITAL HUMPTISTICS: Accessories: Swami Slicin’ Sword, Magic Lamp Pistol, Bullet Proof Flying Carpet Shield Favorite Food: “Sand-witches” Favorite Magic Words: “Open sez me – or I’ll slice ya!” This magic Mutant can go for days without… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF DIMWIT DOUGHBOY ROCKSTEADY The Retreatin’ Rhino! VITAL DOUGHTISTICS: Accessories: Back Breakin’ Bayonet, Rabid Rapidfire Rifle, Garbage Can Mortar Shooter, Pop ’em Pistol Favorite War: World Mutant War I Favorite Commander: Field Marshal Mutanto Shredder wants you! In fact, he’ll take anybody,… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF PRIVATE PORKNOSE BEBOP The Stupid Soldier of Misfortune! VITAL PORKTISTICS: Accessories: Reptile Rippin’ Rifle, Fizzlin’ Foot Grenades, Lead Launchin’ Pistol Favorite Battle: The Battle of the Bulge Favorite Dish: Mutant Rations The Foot are fighting back, and Bebop’s been promoted all… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF YANKEE DOODLE RAPH The Sewer Civil War Hero! VITAL YANKTISTICS: Accessories: Bodacious Bed Roll, Removable Belt, Reptile Rifle with Sai Bayonet, Foot Firin’ Flint Pistol, Cool Canteen with String-a-long Strap Favorite Food: Yankee Pot Roast Pizza Favorite Saying: Don’t fire ’til… Continue Reading
