PORTRAIT OF SLAP SHOT LEO The Ice Breakin’ Hockey Hero! Team: Underground Icebreakers Position: Center Height: 5′ 4″ with blades Weight: 185 with gear and uniform School Team: The Ice Cubed Kids Acquired: First Round Draft Choice Career Goals: 1128… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF TOKKA The Sewer Snappin’ Turtle! VITAL TOKTISTICS: Accessories: Snappin’ Scimitar Choppin’ Chuks. Sicko Sai, Big Bad Stick, Belly Bustin’ Belt Favorite Master: Super Shredder Favorite Food: Mashed-up Mutant Land Turtles! Age: 2 mutant years old (730 days for… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF RAHZAR The Wickedly Wailin’ Wolfman! VITAL WOLFTISTICS: Accessories: Reinforced Rib Protector, Spider Hook, Gravestone Shield, Skull Shatterin’ Staff Age: 23 Mutant Wolf Years (That’s 3 years for you and me!) Favorite Food: Teenage Mutant Turtle Chow Favorite Pastime:… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF MOVIE STAR RAPH The Dramatic Debuting Dude! Accessories: Tinseltown Turtle Shell Shield, I Win, You Ooze Canister, Yuk-yuk Yo-yo, 2 (count ’em, 2) Silver Screen Sais, Ninja Stars, Bodacious Belt Raph’s the kind of reptile role player who… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF MOVIE STAR MIKE The Slapstick Celluloid Star Accessories: Last Picture Pizza Box Shield, I Win, You Ooze Canister, Celluloid Sausage Nunchaku, 2 (count ’em, 2) Newly Released Nunchakus, Ninja Stars, Bodacious Belt Whether he’s tossing the Foot Clan… Continue Reading
