PORTRAIT OF RAPH, THE GREEN TEEN BERET The Toughest Tactical Turtle! Accessories: Whip Cream Pistol, Plunger Gun, Anti-Foot Flag, Biting Bulldog Buddy Favorite Hero: Gomer Reptile Favorite Weapon: Bare hands Like a silent green ghost parachuting in the dead of… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF MIDSHIPMAN MIKE The Salty Sewer Sailor! Accessories: Sewer Sea Gull, Dynamic Duffel Bag, Power-Packed Puddle Paddle, Anti-Foot Flag Favortie Ship: U.S.S. Pizza Enemy Ships Sunk: Footski (397 times!) No ship is safe from sinking in the sewers without… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF LIEUTENANT LEO The Desert Duelin’ Dude! Accessories: Anti-Foot Flag, Two Bowling Ball Bombs, Pizza Box Bazooka, Tin Can Launcher Favortie Battle: Pizza Hill Greatest Victory: Being able to tie his boots with three fingers Over hill, over dale,… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF PRO PILOT DON The Dogfightin’ Do-gooder! Accessories: Bail Out Party Parachute, Aviator Airplane Pistol, Hard-Headed Helmet with High Altitude Oxygen System, Anti-Foot Flag Favortie Phrase: “Bombs away!” Enemy Aircraft Shot Down: Pogocopter (254 times!) The cockpit will never… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF HEAVY METAL RAPH The Green Governor of Guitar! Accessories: Record Flyin’ Discs, Drum Stick Sais, Bass Bashin’ Guitar Longest Riff: 3 nights – entitled “I Can Play Guitar While I Sleep” Favorite Song: “Pizza Breath in the Nostrils… Continue Reading
