PORTRAIT OF BANDITO-BASHIN’ MIKE The Muscle-bound Mariachi Mutant! VITAL BANDITOTISTICS: Accessories: Kowabunga Cork Shotgun, Jalapeno Knife, Hero Holster & Reptile Revolver, Sewer Serape, Thorny the Cactus Pal Favorite Song: I’m the Mariachi Mutant, I Am I Am Favorite Hat: Sewer Sombrero Hey,… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF CHIEF LEO The Flame-shootin’ Feather-topped Foot Fighter! VITAL TEEPEETISTICS: Accessories: Bodacious Bow & Arrow, Sewer Spear, Quasi Quiver, Totally Turtle Tomahawk, Battle Blade Favorite Target: Shredder’s Backside Favorite Dance: Rain ‘n Pain Furthest Distance Arrow Shot: 112859 Meters (without a bow,… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF CRAZY COWBOY DON The Range-rovin’ Reptile with a Rawhide! VITAL SPURTISTICS: Accessories: Half-shelled Holster, Sewer Six Shooter, Reptile Rifle, Lizard Lasso Favorite Food: Pizza Grub Favorite Town: Dude City Giddyap with Crazy Cowboy Don, the roughest, toughest, meanest Mutant to ever… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF APRIL, THE NINJA NEWSCASTER The Turtles’ Foot-slappin’ Sister! VITAL KICKTISTICS: Accessories: Samurai-style Camera, Broadcastin’ Bo, Cool Katana Blade, News Makin’ Nunchaku, Scoop ’em Sai Favorite Headline: Ace Reporter April O’Neil Fights Foot with Foot Weight: 105 lbs. We Think. She won’t… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF APRIL, THE RAVISHING REPORTER The Gutsy News Gal! VITAL BABETISTICS: Accessories: Ninja File Sai, Lipstick Nunchaku, Compact Ninja Star, Kowabunga Camera, Katana Blade Curling Iron, Make-Up Brush Battle Bo Favorite Headline: Beauty Queen Chokes on Crown Weight: 99.9 lbs. wearing chains… Continue Reading
