NIGHT NINJA MIKE The Mutant Master o’ Change! Accessories: Midnight Mutatin’ Ooze Canister Claw ‘n Chain Automatic Henchmen Hooks Ooz e Canister Mega Auto Mutation Chart Fastest Mutation: .00000000000004 Hours Most Mutations in a Day: 104857 Swiftly and silently, now… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SCRATCH The Crafty Crook Cat! VITAL PURRTISTICS: Weapons: Jail Bird the Swindlin’ Sidekick, Bag o’ Burgled Loot, Criminal Cake Gun, Felonious Fish Club Favorite Government Employee: Dog Cathcer Favorite Breakfast Cereal: Mouse Granola He’s been sentenced to nine life terms; he’s… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF DON as DRACULA The Fanged Foot Fighter! VITAL MONSTERTISTICS: Accessories: Batty Bo, Wrist Wrappin’ Bat Buddy, Kid-sized Bat Medallion, Wacky Wooden Stake Favorite Movie: I Was a Teenage Mutant Vampire Favorite Pizza Topping: Bloody Red Tomato Sauce Just like the Universal… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF MIKE as FRANKENSTEIN The Radically Rebuilt Turtle Terror! VITAL MONSTERTISTICS: Accessories: Bolt-handled Nunchaku, Pizza-chain Shackle, Beastly Beaker, Flamin’ Torch Club Favorite Movie: The Monster That Ate Pizza Favorite Pizza Topping: Monster Mush It was a dark and stormy night. A… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF LEO as THE WOLFMAN The Carnivorous Canine Creature! VITAL MONSTERTISTICS: Accessories: Boney Katana, Wolfhead Cane, Fiendish Foot Trap, Silver Bullet-shootin’ Gun Favorite Movie: “I Was a Teenage Mutant Turtlewolf” Favorite Pizza Topping: Meat (any kind, he’s not picky) When the… Continue Reading
