Playmates 1991 – Hose’ Em Down Don

PORTRAIT OF HOSE ‘EM DOWN DON The Firefightin’ Foot Fighter! Accessories: Easy-Access Axe, Sizzle-fizzle Sewer Seltzer Bottle, Fightin’ Fire Hydrant with Hose Favorite Phrase: “Ouch!” Favorite Color: Fire Engine Red Chill out and cool down, ’cause Hose ’em Down Don… Continue Reading

Playmates 1991 – Skateboarding Mike

PORTRAIT OF SKATEBOARDIN’ MIKE The Pavement Poundin’ Sidewalk Surfer! VITAL BOARDTISTICS: Accessories: Turtle-textured Skateboard, Two Reptile Roller Blades and Detachable Wheel Weights! Favorite Trick: Gleamin’ the Cube while eatin’ pizza Favorite Food: You need to be told? Favorite Boardin’ Buddy:… Continue Reading

Playmates 1991 – Super Shredder

PORTRAIT OF SUPER SHREDDER The Mutant-mincing Mega Madman! VITAL SHREDTISTICS: Accessories: Shredder Communicator, Sinister Spiked Staff, Shred Studded Belt, Mini Ooze Canisters Favorite Movies: Turtles I, Turtles II… Favorite Line in the Movie: Prepare to Die, Turtles! Favorite Frame of… Continue Reading

Playmates 1991 – Shell Slammin’ Mike

PORTRAIT OF SHELL SLAMMIN’ MIKE The Radical Reptile Wrestler! Title: Shell Weight Mutant World Champion Height: 5′ 2″ with boots Weight: 180 lbs. with championship cape (yes, it’s a heavy cape) School Team: The Pizza Pounders 144 Undefeated Matches –… Continue Reading

Playmates 1991 – Slam Dunkin’ Don

PORTRAIT OF SLAM DUNKIN’ DON The Hoop-hammerin’ Hard Shelled Hero! Team: Sewer City Slammers Position: Forward/Center Height: 5′ 9″ with hi-tops Weight: 150 without Turtle Ball School Team: The Reptile Rebounders 1st Round Draft Choice Total Rebounds: 16,720 Total Assists:… Continue Reading