PORTRAIT OF LIEUTENANT LEO The Desert Duelin’ Dude! Accessories: Anti-Foot Flag, Two Bowling Ball Bombs, Pizza Box Bazooka, Tin Can Launcher Favortie Battle: Pizza Hill Greatest Victory: Being able to tie his boots with three fingers Over hill, over dale,… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF PRO PILOT DON The Dogfightin’ Do-gooder! Accessories: Bail Out Party Parachute, Aviator Airplane Pistol, Hard-Headed Helmet with High Altitude Oxygen System, Anti-Foot Flag Favortie Phrase: “Bombs away!” Enemy Aircraft Shot Down: Pogocopter (254 times!) The cockpit will never… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF HEAVY METAL RAPH The Green Governor of Guitar! Accessories: Record Flyin’ Discs, Drum Stick Sais, Bass Bashin’ Guitar Longest Riff: 3 nights – entitled “I Can Play Guitar While I Sleep” Favorite Song: “Pizza Breath in the Nostrils… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF RAPPIN’ MIKE The Record Rappin’ Reptile! Accessories: Mike’s Microphone Nunchuku, Rappin’ ‘n Scratchin’ Turntable, Kowa-cymbal Shields Longest Rap: 3 days – entitled “Why I Love Pizza!” Favorite Song: “Yo, Be My Pizza Posse!” Kick it, dude. It’s Rappin’… Continue Reading
MICHAELANGELO’S BUGCHUKU SET Official Sewer Force Weapon (Don’t Be Fooled By Cheap Imitations!) You Know Mike’s been whippin’ the Foot Clan when you take a peak at his bug-encrusted Bugchuku! Every fruit fly, nasty gnat and bad bug is stuck… Continue Reading
