{"id":9291,"date":"2012-06-21T09:36:55","date_gmt":"2012-06-21T13:36:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=9291"},"modified":"2012-07-30T22:24:06","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T02:24:06","slug":"playmates-1994-pizza-skimmin-jetboat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1994-pizza-skimmin-jetboat\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1994 &#8211; Pizza Skimmin&#8217; Jetboat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=9292\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9292\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9292\" title=\"jetboat2\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/jetboat2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"402\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/jetboat2.jpg 432w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/jetboat2-300x279.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=9293\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-9293\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-9293\" title=\"jetboat\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/jetboat.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"432\" height=\"347\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/jetboat.jpg 432w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/jetboat-300x240.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 432px) 100vw, 432px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>PIZZA SKIMMIN&#8217; JETBOAT<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Hop aboard and cast off on the one and only Pizza Skimmin&#8217; Jetboat &#8211; the fastest, cheesiest craft ever! This bubbly boat proves once and for all that pizza just isn&#8217;t a fuel source, it&#8217;s a way of life. Anchovies will swim for safety as this saucy speedboat crest crashes and speed slashes through wild &#8216;n&#8217; wet waterways. Sure the soggy soaked pizza pies get messy &#8211; but they&#8217;re good eatin&#8217; when wagin&#8217; war on the Foot Clan. Don&#8217;t each too much though. Those pizza pies power the 10,000 Turtlepower retro rockets. And when the goin&#8217; gets greasy, the detachable sewer shark torpedoes and pizza cutter missiles come in handy. It&#8217;s mushroom mayhem when this crusty craft delivers its deep dish surprise: four flyin&#8217; finger flickin&#8217; missiles in thirty fathoms or less! And for fast anti-Foot action, this jetboat mutates into a kickin&#8217; high hyperdrivin&#8217; hydrofoil! The heat is on the high seas as this mozarella motorboat melts its way through the thick and thin of things. Happy boatin&#8217; &#8211; and may the sauce be with you!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 1994 Playmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PIZZA SKIMMIN&#8217; JETBOAT Hop aboard and cast off on the one and only Pizza Skimmin&#8217; Jetboat &#8211; the fastest, cheesiest craft ever! This bubbly boat proves once and for all that pizza just isn&#8217;t a fuel source, it&#8217;s a way&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1994-pizza-skimmin-jetboat\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue Reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9292,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1331,101,102],"tags":[512,1151,344,434],"class_list":["post-9291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1994toys","category-merchandise","category-toys","tag-512","tag-pizza-skimmin-jetboat","tag-playmates","tag-toys-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/jetboat2.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9291"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9291\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11334,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9291\/revisions\/11334"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}