{"id":8922,"date":"2012-06-19T21:17:09","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T01:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=8922"},"modified":"2012-07-30T22:26:20","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T02:26:20","slug":"playmates-1994-cyber-samurai-mike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1994-cyber-samurai-mike\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1994 &#8211; Cyber Samurai Mike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=8923\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8923\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8923\" title=\"cyber-mike-f\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/cyber-mike-f.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"265\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/cyber-mike-f.jpg 265w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/cyber-mike-f-184x300.jpg 184w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 265px) 100vw, 265px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=8924\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8924\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8924\" title=\"cyber-mike-b\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/cyber-mike-b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"269\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/cyber-mike-b.jpg 269w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/cyber-mike-b-186x300.jpg 186w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>CYBER SAMURAI MIKE<br \/>\nThe Computerized Crook Crusher!<\/p>\n<p>Mike&#8217;s Cyber Accessories:\u00a0Anti-Foot Removable Metalized Chest Plate, Cyber Samurai Nunchakus, Spring Launchin&#8217; Fusion Fists, Spring Launchin&#8217; Laser Missile<\/p>\n<p>Hey, you dated dudes, it&#8217;s party time &#8211; future style! Mike&#8217;s one cool chromium Cyber Samurai &#8211; we&#8217;re talkin&#8217; future funk and poundin&#8217; punks! Strapped into his cyber suit, Mike makes for one mug-mashin&#8217; monster machine. One look under his chest plate and you&#8217;ll know how tough this real Turtle dude is! With his pre-programmed Cyber Samurai nunchakus spinnin&#8217; at the Foot &#8211; breakin&#8217; speeds of 30,000 rpm, Mike cleans the streets and sewers of digital dunderheads and futuristic Foot fools. Silicon sickos beware, cuz Mike never misses when he fires his spring launchin&#8217; fusion fists &#8211; one shot and he&#8217;ll blast &#8217;em back in time. His spring launchin&#8217; laser missile is nothin&#8217; to sneeze at either. In fact, if you do sneeze, he may shoot you! And when Mike&#8217;s done for the day he relaxes with a pre-heated synthetic flavored starch energy pill &#8211; well, not everything about the future is cool!<\/p>\n<p>Images provided by Vaughn Michael<\/p>\n<p>\u00a91994 Playmates Toys<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 CYBER SAMURAI MIKE The Computerized Crook Crusher! Mike&#8217;s Cyber Accessories:\u00a0Anti-Foot Removable Metalized Chest Plate, Cyber Samurai Nunchakus, Spring Launchin&#8217; Fusion Fists, Spring Launchin&#8217; Laser Missile Hey, you dated dudes, it&#8217;s party time &#8211; future style! 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