{"id":8863,"date":"2012-06-18T22:46:19","date_gmt":"2012-06-19T02:46:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=8863"},"modified":"2012-07-30T22:26:48","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T02:26:48","slug":"playmates-1994-dwarf-don","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1994-dwarf-don\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1994 &#8211; Dwarf Don"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=8864\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8864\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8864\" title=\"dwarf-don-f\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/dwarf-don-f.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"325\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/dwarf-don-f.jpg 325w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/dwarf-don-f-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 325px) 100vw, 325px\" \/><\/a>\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=8865\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8865\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8865\" title=\"dwarf-don-b\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/dwarf-don-b.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"322\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/dwarf-don-b.jpg 322w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/dwarf-don-b-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 322px) 100vw, 322px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>DWARF DON<br \/>\nThe Small but Deadly Dude!<\/p>\n<p>VITAL DWARFTISTICS:<br \/>\nAccessories:\u00a0Medieval Mutant Mallet, Sewer Spiked Big Battle Bo, Knight-knockin&#8217; Knife, Golden Pre-Gothic Turtle Statue, Cool Collectable Comic Book<br \/>\nFavorite Weapon:\u00a0Anything that hurts Gatekeeper Rocksteady<br \/>\nFavorite Battle:\u00a0Any battle where Gatekeeper Rocksteady gets hurt<br \/>\nFavorite Enemy:\u00a0Warrior Bebop<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;s been thrown through a time vortex and turned into a daredevilin&#8217; dwarf dude. We&#8217;re talkin&#8217; tha damp Dark ages, folks &#8211; not a fun time. But hey, that&#8217;s okay, he&#8217;s Dwarf Don with deadly weapons. That&#8217;s right, kids! Victory is yours as long as you&#8217;ve got a sewer spiked big battle bo, a medieval Mutant mallet and a knight-knockin&#8217; knife! And that&#8217;s what Dwarf Don&#8217;s got up his sleeve. It doesn&#8217;t hurt &#8211; literally &#8211; if your body&#8217;s been encased in an awesome alloy armor! This makes this mean, medieval, mad Mutant battle ready and double deadly! If anyone dares get in his way, like Gatekeeper Rocksteady and Warrior Bebop, he&#8217;ll kick &#8217;em into the 20th century! And if Dwarf Don quells these Foot fantasy fights, he just may be able to complete his quest. A quest for the four lost Golden Turtle statues, to be exact. Sounds easy though, unless the Golden Turtles are found by Warrior Bebop first!<\/p>\n<p>Images provided by Vaughn Michael<\/p>\n<p>\u00a91994 Playmates Toys<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 DWARF DON The Small but Deadly Dude! VITAL DWARFTISTICS: Accessories:\u00a0Medieval Mutant Mallet, Sewer Spiked Big Battle Bo, Knight-knockin&#8217; Knife, Golden Pre-Gothic Turtle Statue, Cool Collectable Comic Book Favorite Weapon:\u00a0Anything that hurts Gatekeeper Rocksteady Favorite Battle:\u00a0Any battle where Gatekeeper Rocksteady&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1994-dwarf-don\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue Reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8864,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1331,101,102],"tags":[512,1074,344,434],"class_list":["post-8863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1994toys","category-merchandise","category-toys","tag-512","tag-dwarf-don","tag-playmates","tag-toys-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/dwarf-don-f.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8863"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9439,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8863\/revisions\/9439"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}