{"id":8384,"date":"2012-06-09T11:41:55","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T15:41:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=8384"},"modified":"2012-07-30T22:18:33","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T02:18:33","slug":"playmates-1992-dons-pizza-powered-parachute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1992-dons-pizza-powered-parachute\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1992 &#8211; Don&#8217;s Pizza Powered Parachute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=8385\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8385\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8385\" title=\"parachute\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/parachute.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"388\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/parachute.jpg 388w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/parachute-269x300.jpg 269w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 388px) 100vw, 388px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>DON&#8217;S PIZZA POWERED PARACHUTE<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s mean, it&#8217;s green, it&#8217;s fallin&#8217; from the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No way, dudes! It&#8217;s a wild Mutant Military minuteman, strapped into this crazy contraption &#8211; the Pizza Powered Parachute. Don will surely get the drop on his evil enemies with this dynamic device. Just strap on his bodacious backpack and send the Green Guy flyin&#8217;. He&#8217;ll have plenty of time finish off Foot as he float to Earth, blastin&#8217; all the way. The Foot will never know what hit &#8217;em! With a fully working 25&#8243; X 25&#8243; chute concealed in an easily-strappable pizza powered garbage can backpack, this is the ultimate in Mutant Military accessories. It even has tons of dude devices, like Foot fightin&#8217; blaster rockets. But, watch out! This dangerous device fits the Foot too!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 1992 Playmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DON&#8217;S PIZZA POWERED PARACHUTE It&#8217;s mean, it&#8217;s green, it&#8217;s fallin&#8217; from the sky! Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No way, dudes! It&#8217;s a wild Mutant Military minuteman, strapped into this crazy contraption &#8211; the Pizza Powered Parachute.&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1992-dons-pizza-powered-parachute\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue Reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8385,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1329,101,102],"tags":[508,997,344,434],"class_list":["post-8384","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1992toys","category-merchandise","category-toys","tag-508","tag-pizza-powered-parachute","tag-playmates","tag-toys-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/parachute.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8384","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8384"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8384\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11176,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8384\/revisions\/11176"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8385"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8384"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8384"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8384"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}