{"id":8316,"date":"2012-06-09T11:20:58","date_gmt":"2012-06-09T15:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=8316"},"modified":"2012-07-30T22:19:47","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T02:19:47","slug":"playmates-1992-toon-vern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1992-toon-vern\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1992 &#8211; Toon Vern"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=8317\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-8317\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8317\" title=\"toonvern\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/toonvern.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/toonvern.jpg 264w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/toonvern-220x300.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>PORTRAIT OF TOON Vern<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>Channel 6 Camerman!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>VITAL TOONTISTICS:<br \/>\n<strong>Toon Tools:<\/strong>\u00a0Animated Toon Television, Press Pass, Mini-cassette Headset, Pencil Knife, Video Camera Gun, Clipboard Shield<br \/>\n<strong>Favorite Saying:<\/strong>\u00a0&#8220;Report the news? I am the news!&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Favorite Pastime:<\/strong>\u00a0Talking<\/p>\n<p>When the action hits the fan and the streets are ablaze with hard-hitting news, you can always find Vernon right there &#8211; right under his desk in the Channel 6 newsroom. He&#8217;s a colorful coward who knows all fears. The only thing that gets this rascally reporter going is trying to scoop April on a news story. But even weasels are ready for trouble. And that&#8217;s why Vernon carries a pencil knife to poke and probe the foolish Foot Clan. And when a good pointy swipe isn&#8217;t enough, Vernon pulls out his video camera gun and starts mowin&#8217; down madmen! After the streets have cleared of action, Vernon loves to direct the news crew and shoot his own story &#8211; in the foot!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 1992 Playmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PORTRAIT OF TOON Vern Channel 6 Camerman! VITAL TOONTISTICS: Toon Tools:\u00a0Animated Toon Television, Press Pass, Mini-cassette Headset, Pencil Knife, Video Camera Gun, Clipboard Shield Favorite Saying:\u00a0&#8220;Report the news? 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