{"id":7796,"date":"2012-06-06T12:32:37","date_gmt":"2012-06-06T16:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=7796"},"modified":"2012-07-30T22:20:40","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T02:20:40","slug":"playmates-1992-turtle-troll-raph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1992-turtle-troll-raph\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1992 &#8211; Turtle Troll Raph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=7797\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7797\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7797\" title=\"trollraph\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/trollraph.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"135\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/trollraph.jpg 135w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/trollraph-112x300.jpg 112w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 135px) 100vw, 135px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>TURTLE TROLL RAPH<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>The Secret Sewer Sorceror!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>Weapons:<\/strong>\u00a0Clobber &#8217;em Club, Troll Sais, Whack &#8217;em Axe, Magic Pizza Buckle<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to the world of Turtle Trolls. Suspend your disbelief and hold onto your heads &#8211; the Turtle Trolls are here! And they love to party. Living deep beneath the sewers of today, the Turtle Trolls hang out in the ancient sewers of inner earth &#8211; a magical place where every Turtle Troll possessess the power of pizza. Pizza. You know what that is. Take a deep breath. You smell it, too? That&#8217;s not just the pungent aroma of some ordinary pie &#8211; that&#8217;s the succulent sewer scent of pure Turtle Troll pizza power! That&#8217;s right! This special pizza power enables the Turtle Trolls to battle the bad. But there is a price for this power &#8211; a price they must pay with their stomachs. In order to keep their power, they must eat plenty of pizza &#8211; pizza loaded with seaweed and anchovy ice cream &#8211; and lots of it. It is from these glorious goopy pizza concoctions that the Turtle Trolls receive their magical powers. First, they eat a big hot piece of pizza, then rub their buckles to cast their Mutant magic. They can turn Shredder into a fish and Krang into a moose. Unfortunately, their spells only last as long as their pieces of pizza &#8211; which is not very long. But with the Turtle Trolls, there is always another piece of pizza to eat and a bad guy to defeat. So Foot Clan beware &#8211; the Turtle Trolls are close &#8211; so close, in fact, you can smell &#8217;em!<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 1992 Playmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TURTLE TROLL RAPH The Secret Sewer Sorceror! Weapons:\u00a0Clobber &#8217;em Club, Troll Sais, Whack &#8217;em Axe, Magic Pizza Buckle Welcome to the world of Turtle Trolls. Suspend your disbelief and hold onto your heads &#8211; the Turtle Trolls are here! 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