{"id":7668,"date":"2012-05-27T22:40:02","date_gmt":"2012-05-28T02:40:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=7668"},"modified":"2012-07-30T22:21:41","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T02:21:41","slug":"playmates-1992-april-the-ravishing-reporter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1992-april-the-ravishing-reporter\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1992 &#8211; April The Ravishing Reporter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=7669\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-7669\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7669\" title=\"Ravishing Reporter\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/ravape.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"268\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/ravape.jpg 268w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/ravape-223x300.jpg 223w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 268px) 100vw, 268px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>PORTRAIT OF APRIL, THE RAVISHING REPORTER<\/strong><br \/>\n<em>The Gutsy News Gal!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>VITAL BABETISTICS:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Accessories:<\/strong>\u00a0Ninja File Sai, Lipstick Nunchaku, Compact Ninja Star, Kowabunga Camera, Katana Blade Curling Iron, Make-Up Brush Battle Bo<br \/>\n<strong>Favorite Headline:<\/strong>\u00a0Beauty Queen Chokes on Crown<br \/>\n<strong>Weight:<\/strong>\u00a099.9 lbs. wearing chains<\/p>\n<p>Flash! This just in: April is the world&#8217;s most ravishing reporter. What does that mean? That means you&#8217;re dealing with the gutsiest glamour gal to ever say, &#8220;We&#8217;ll be back after these messages.&#8221; April&#8217;s one cool chick. She&#8217;s got the power of the bob &#8216;n wave &#8211; thanks to her real rooted hair. And what she lacks in brawn, she makes up in brains. This smart sister is super chic and turns heads wherever she goes. She never has a bad hair day when she&#8217;s armed with her katana blade curling iron. It&#8217;s bad news though if this ravishing reporter hears a whistle in the wind from a flirtatious Foot fiend. She&#8217;s got a detachable skirt that lets her kick low and high. And no kiss is as deadly as when April aims her lipstick nunchaku at a Foot face. Why would a bodacious bylinin&#8217; babe like this be interested in a Mutant Turtle? Well, as one source reported, &#8220;Cuz they&#8217;re just so cute!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00a9 1992 Playmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PORTRAIT OF APRIL, THE RAVISHING REPORTER The Gutsy News Gal! VITAL BABETISTICS: Accessories:\u00a0Ninja File Sai, Lipstick Nunchaku, Compact Ninja Star, Kowabunga Camera, Katana Blade Curling Iron, Make-Up Brush Battle Bo Favorite Headline:\u00a0Beauty Queen Chokes on Crown Weight:\u00a099.9 lbs. wearing chains&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1992-april-the-ravishing-reporter\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue Reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7669,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1329,101,102],"tags":[508,354,344,434],"class_list":["post-7668","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1992toys","category-merchandise","category-toys","tag-508","tag-april-oneil","tag-playmates","tag-toys-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/ravape.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7668"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11274,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7668\/revisions\/11274"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7669"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}