{"id":6716,"date":"2012-04-30T20:15:26","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T00:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=6716"},"modified":"2012-07-30T21:53:02","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T01:53:02","slug":"playmates-1991-dirtbag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1991-dirtbag\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1991 &#8211; Dirtbag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=6717\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6717\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6717\" title=\"dirtbag\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/dirtbag.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"267\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/dirtbag.jpg 267w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/dirtbag-222x300.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 267px) 100vw, 267px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPORTRAIT OF DIRTBAG<br \/>\nThe Militant Mutant Mole!<br \/>\nVITAL MOLETISTICS:<br \/>\nAccessories: Jack Hammer Gun, Chisel Knife, 4-pointed Pick and Rat Pack<br \/>\nBirthplace: City subway<br \/>\nWeight: 240 lbs. (dirty)<br \/>\nFavorite Food: Splinter on a shingle<br \/>\nFavorite Restaurant: The Cave Inn<br \/>\nPut your ear to the ground and listen for Dirtbag, the militant mutant mole man. He&#8217;s a crazy coal miner and a mad mole all rolled into one. Dirtbag tunnels through sewers like a chisel through cheese. This mutant mole&#8217;s main mission is to seek out and destroy his arch enemy, Splinter. And sewer searchin&#8217; can&#8217;t be easier with Dirtbag&#8217;s gear: a rancid rat pack and chisel knife. The sewers are sure to crumble under the weight of Dirtbag&#8217;s jack hammer gun &#8211; the deadliest pneumatic tool in the world! And Splinter better stop snoozin&#8217; in his meditation chamber, &#8217;cause Dirtbag&#8217;s got a mind-numbing 4-pointed pick. Nothing can stop this tunneling terror &#8211; not walls, not boulders &#8211; maybe not even the Turtles! So listen hard and listen long, for the next sound you hear could be Splinter splintering!<br \/>\n\u00a9 1991 Playmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PORTRAIT OF DIRTBAG The Militant Mutant Mole! VITAL MOLETISTICS: Accessories: Jack Hammer Gun, Chisel Knife, 4-pointed Pick and Rat Pack Birthplace: City subway Weight: 240 lbs. 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