{"id":6689,"date":"2012-04-29T17:39:18","date_gmt":"2012-04-29T21:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=6689"},"modified":"2012-07-30T21:53:02","modified_gmt":"2012-07-31T01:53:02","slug":"playmates-1991-midshipman-mike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1991-midshipman-mike\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1991 &#8211; Midshipman Mike"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=6690\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-6690\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6690\" title=\"midmike\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/midmike.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"264\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/midmike.jpg 264w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/midmike-220x300.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 264px) 100vw, 264px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nPORTRAIT OF MIDSHIPMAN MIKE<br \/>\nThe Salty Sewer Sailor!<br \/>\nAccessories: Sewer Sea Gull, Dynamic Duffel Bag, Power-Packed Puddle Paddle, Anti-Foot Flag<br \/>\nFavortie Ship: U.S.S. Pizza<br \/>\nEnemy Ships Sunk: Footski (397 times!)<br \/>\nNo ship is safe from sinking in the sewers without Midshipman Mike. He&#8217;s the salty sewer sailor who can swim, swashbuckle and swab the deck &#8211; all without getting his &#8220;duds&#8221; dirty! This briny battle boy is ready for high sea adventure. Mike will paddle the punks and send &#8217;em all straight to Davy Jones&#8217; locker. Yes, the waterways will always be sewer safe as long as Midshipman Mike&#8217;s on the deck. So, ahoy you mutant mateys and don&#8217;t make waves, make way&#8230; for Midshipman Mike!<br \/>\n\u00a9 1991 Playmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PORTRAIT OF MIDSHIPMAN MIKE The Salty Sewer Sailor! Accessories: Sewer Sea Gull, Dynamic Duffel Bag, Power-Packed Puddle Paddle, Anti-Foot Flag Favortie Ship: U.S.S. Pizza Enemy Ships Sunk: Footski (397 times!) No ship is safe from sinking in the sewers without&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1991-midshipman-mike\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue Reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6690,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1328,101,102],"tags":[506,811,344],"class_list":["post-6689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-1991toys","category-merchandise","category-toys","tag-506","tag-midshipman-mike","tag-playmates"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/midmike.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6689"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11113,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6689\/revisions\/11113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6690"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}