{"id":6617,"date":"2012-04-28T18:49:57","date_gmt":"2012-04-28T22:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=6617"},"modified":"2012-04-28T18:49:58","modified_gmt":"2012-04-28T22:49:58","slug":"playmates-1991-punker-don","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/playmates-1991-punker-don\/","title":{"rendered":"Playmates 1991 – Punker Don"},"content":{"rendered":"

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PORTRAIT OF PUNKER DON
\nThe Pierced Punker of Kickin’ Keyboards!
\nAccessories: Punk-Funk Flute Bo, Record Flyin’ Discs, Kickin’ Keyboard
\nLongest Solo: 40 nights – entitled “If I Stop Playing, Will You Still Like Me?”
\nFavorite Song: “Don’s Big Time Solo”
\nListen up, spudheads, Punker Don isn’t a scum sucking, stage divin’ sewer head. He’s a kickin’ kowabunga keyboardist of calamity. He’s gonna slam dance the Foot into submission! This mutant mohawk of mayhem will make mincemeat outta any mindless minion who can’t rock ‘n roll. He’ll crank your cranium with his punk-funk flute bo, then slide you on the inside with a flip of his flyin’ record discs. But be wise dudes: the only thing more grating than Don’s music is Shredder’s armor. So watch the wax blast out of your ears – cuz the punk-sonic sounds of Don have dawned!
\n\u00a9 1991 Playmates<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

PORTRAIT OF PUNKER DON The Pierced Punker of Kickin’ Keyboards! Accessories: Punk-Funk Flute Bo, Record Flyin’ Discs, Kickin’ Keyboard Longest Solo: 40 nights – entitled “If I Stop Playing, Will You Still Like Me?” Favorite Song: “Don’s Big Time Solo”… Continue Reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6618,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[101,102],"tags":[506,344,795],"class_list":["post-6617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-merchandise","category-toys","tag-506","tag-playmates","tag-punker-don"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/punkdon.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6617"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6927,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6617\/revisions\/6927"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/6618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}