{"id":5505,"date":"2012-03-24T17:00:33","date_gmt":"2012-03-24T21:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=5505"},"modified":"2012-03-24T17:00:34","modified_gmt":"2012-03-24T21:00:34","slug":"biography-charlie-llama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/biography-charlie-llama\/","title":{"rendered":"Biography &#8211; Charlie Llama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?attachment_id=5506\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-5506\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5506\" title=\"Charlie Llama\" src=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/250px-Charlie_Llama.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"608\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/250px-Charlie_Llama.jpg 250w, https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/250px-Charlie_Llama-123x300.jpg 123w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>Charlie Llama<\/strong><br \/>\nHome &#8211;\u00a0Tibet (in a crystal palace)<br \/>\nDate of death &#8211;\u00a01992<br \/>\nOccupation &#8211;\u00a0teach those living on Earth to be enlightened<br \/>\nGender &#8211;\u00a0Male<br \/>\nHeight &#8211;\u00a09ft<br \/>\nWeight &#8211;\u00a0150 lbs<br \/>\nHair color &#8211;\u00a0Orange<br \/>\nEye color &#8211;\u00a0Black<br \/>\nEra(s) &#8211;\u00a0Archie<\/p>\n<p>Charlie Llama is a character from the\u00a0Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Adventures\u00a0series, and\u00a0Splinter&#8217;s old teacher. Master Splinter,Ninjara\u00a0and the\u00a0TMNT\u00a0have traveled the globe to visit the Sensei&#8217;s old teacher, Charlie Llama, in the\u00a0Crystal Palace\u00a0in Tibet. On their way they met a four armed tiger man named\u00a0Katmandu\u00a0who was on his way to the Palace to guard the Llama. Unfortunately, upon their arrival, our heroes find the palace in shambles &#8211; and a four armed skeleton escapes their grasp.<\/p>\n<p>As Katmandu and\u00a0Leo\u00a0ponder where the skeleton may have gone, a young pregnant woman named\u00a0Jang La\u00a0explains that she has come to the palace in order that Charlie Llama (the fourteenth reincarnation of the Buddha) can serve as her midwife during the birth of her child. She also points out a distant palace among the mountains that the Dervish skeleton has escaped to.<\/p>\n<p>Katmandu explains that this building is the home of the evil sorcererMang-Thrasha. Typically, the wizard does not involve himself in the lives of men &#8211; so the tiger warrior is surprised that he has kidnapped Charlie Llama. As the protaganists decide what course of action to take against Mang-Thrasha, Jang La suddenly goes into labor. Soon, a group of monkey monks called the\u00a0Tantric Monkeys\u00a0arrive. Leo,Mikey,\u00a0Raph, Ninjara and Katmandu leave for Mang-Thrasha&#8217;s palace as Master Splinter, Don and the Tantric Monkeys help Jang La during her birthing.<\/p>\n<p>The group of heroes arrive at the foot of the mountain holding the evil sorceror&#8217;s palace and soon run into a strange mist.<\/p>\n<p>Leo, Mike and Katmandu discover the four armed skeleton Dervish in the mist and Katmandu makes short work of the bone brain. The trio heads into Mang-Thrasha&#8217;s unlocked palace and find the wizard accompanied by a large Chinese militia. The sorceror states that he plans to ally himself with the Chinese (which enrages Katmandu) and hand Charlie Llama over to them. The Chinese government will then force Charlie Llama to tell his millions of followers that he is not the Buddha and that his spiritual claims were all lies, thus ending the any threat that the Chinese might lose control of Tibet.<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, Raph and Ninjara come crashing through the wall and a battle ensues. While the\u00a0Turtles\u00a0and fox fight the militia, Katmandu rushes to Charlie Llama&#8217;s side &#8211; but as he stands guard over his master, the Buddha dies comfortably on his bed, due to natural causes.<\/p>\n<p>At that moment, Jang La has her baby, much to the delight of the Tantric Monkeys.<\/p>\n<p>With the death of Charlie Llama, Mang-Thrasha&#8217;s plans are ruined.<\/p>\n<p>That evening, Charlie Llama is burned upon a funeral pyre. Ninjara laments for Splinter that he has traveled all this way to speak with his mentor, only to lose him upon arrival. Splinter smiles and states that while the Master he knew is gone, he will return later, when the new incarnation of the Buddha (Jang La&#8217;s child) has grown up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charlie Llama Home &#8211;\u00a0Tibet (in a crystal palace) Date of death &#8211;\u00a01992 Occupation &#8211;\u00a0teach those living on Earth to be enlightened Gender &#8211;\u00a0Male Height &#8211;\u00a09ft Weight &#8211;\u00a0150 lbs Hair color &#8211;\u00a0Orange Eye color &#8211;\u00a0Black Era(s) &#8211;\u00a0Archie Charlie Llama is a&hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/biography-charlie-llama\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue Reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5506,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,12],"tags":[20,14,583,6],"class_list":["post-5505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-biographies","category-mutantsbio","tag-archie","tag-biography","tag-charlie-llama","tag-comics-2"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/250px-Charlie_Llama.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5505"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5628,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5505\/revisions\/5628"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/5506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}