{"id":3588,"date":"2012-02-24T02:43:59","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T02:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=3588"},"modified":"2012-02-24T02:43:59","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T02:43:59","slug":"2000-02-letters-from-michaelangelo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/2000-02-letters-from-michaelangelo\/","title":{"rendered":"2000-02 &#8211; Letters from Michaelangelo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yo!<\/p>\n<p>Howzit goin&#8217;? Long time no see! I got wicked sick this year, and so did everybody else! Well, Raph only got a mild case, but the rest of us were down for the count with the flu for a whole lotta weeks! The guys tell me they thought I was gonna croak&#8230; but I had to remind them I&#8217;m a turtle not a frog. ;O)<\/p>\n<p>I dunno what we got. It all started with Master Splitner, so we&#8217;ve decided to call it the Rat Flu&#8230; and I hope we don&#8217;t ever get it again! Don-san thinks that the bug reacted weirdly to our mutant genes and threw us for a loop. I guess that makes me the most mutant of all, since I got so sick I couldn&#8217;t even have cool dreams. My body was in ultra-shutdown mode for like 2 weeks. Thankfully Venus&#8217; various potions kept me nourished while I was too gone to eat. I&#8217;ve always been wicked happy to have her in our family and now I have another reason to thank our lucky stars for bringing her into our lives. Without Venus I woulda been forced to drink something mixed up by Leo, and THAT woulda surely killed me! ;O)<\/p>\n<p>Mondo dropped by while I was out cold, so I missed seeing him. That was a real drag&#8230; the worst part of being sick really! He dropped off a copy of his latest metal opus and I&#8217;ve been cranking it for weeks now. Mondo is one talented gecko! Wish I coulda hung with him while he was in town&#8230; I&#8217;ve got a real urge to carve some pavement, and with the temperatures of the past week, we can actually see some again! Ah well&#8230; I&#8217;ll have to go solo. Hey Mondo&#8230; this curb&#8217;s for you!<\/p>\n<p>Ray Fillet, Dreadmon and Jaguar did drop by while I was well enough to rap with them. They&#8217;re all doin&#8217; real well, but having problems with pirates (can ya believe that in this day and age?!) There&#8217;s a band of cut-throats with some high powered boats and guns who are robbing freighters as they pass through. Ray and the other Mutanimals are doing what they can. I think we&#8217;re gonna go try to help them bust the bogus boaters once the weather clears up. Leo thinks we can use the sub to put a quick stop to the trouble, but Ray is doubtful. The MM have subs, but apparently so do the pirates. Anyways, I&#8217;m looking forward to some adventure on the high seas and also spending some time with our long lost buds.<\/p>\n<p>April&#8217;s coming along great with her book. She&#8217;s all done with it and is now doing some rewrites before she&#8217;s gonna try to find a publisher. It&#8217;s a real nail-biter. I sure hope she can find a place that will put it out there for her. She says the book market is really tough these days&#8230; don&#8217;t I know it! I&#8217;ve been trying to sell short stories and poems for years without much success. Not enough people read anymore I guess&#8230; but I&#8217;m sure April will do great, she always does!<\/p>\n<p>Now that we&#8217;re all better and the temps are warmer, things are finally getting back to normal. We&#8217;re training extra hard (and I&#8217;m eating extra pizzas =O) to make up for lost time. There hasn&#8217;t been too much trouble&#8230; the typical Foot encounters and we&#8217;ve also waylayed a few burglers here and there. Thieves really steam me&#8230; people work hard for their stuff and then some creep comes along and steals it. Those types I have no qualms about bonking, cuz they&#8217;re asking for it big time. Heh heh! Now I sound like Raph! Mebbe I&#8217;m cranky from too much sleep! =O)<\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s been great to be able to type an update again! But it&#8217;s warm and a little sunny today, and I need some fresh air (I&#8217;m tellin&#8217; ya, sewer livin&#8217; has it&#8217;s advantages, but breatheable air ain&#8217;t one of &#8217;em!)<\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m off for some sun and fun while the early Spring holds out. See ya next time buddy!<\/p>\n<p><center>Adios!<br \/>\nMikey<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo! Howzit goin&#8217;? Long time no see! I got wicked sick this year, and so did everybody else! 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