{"id":3494,"date":"2012-02-24T01:53:54","date_gmt":"2012-02-24T01:53:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/?p=3494"},"modified":"2012-02-24T02:00:20","modified_gmt":"2012-02-24T02:00:20","slug":"letters-from-michaelangelo-1997-october","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mutantooze.org\/wiki\/letters-from-michaelangelo-1997-october\/","title":{"rendered":"1997-10 – Letters from Michaelangelo"},"content":{"rendered":"

Cowabunga!<\/p>\n

YEE HAH! Venus in da house! Hoo Hoo! Wugga Wugga! Oongalla Boongalla! Yukka yukka yew! YES YES YES!<\/p>\n

A girl TMNT is way totally tubuloquacious completely awesomundoly wicked beyond the umptieth quadramegaliciously degree to the ulimato max!<\/p>\n

And she’s cool, too!<\/p>\n

Heh heh! Can ya tell I’m happy to see her? If not, I could elaborate…<\/p>\n

Venus isn’t just da bomb, she’s da entire nuclear armament! She’s bodaciously freakazoidally spazmatically the peak! She frank jank, Hank! Awe yeah!<\/p>\n

Did I mention that we’ve been joined by a new member of the team? Heh heh heh! Geez… I could ramble on like this for days (I have already! ;) Venus kicked our butts and then joined our team so now we’re kickin’ it together. Sweet! I’m so psyched to have her with us, I can barely put it into words… but I’ll try…<\/p>\n

Heh… just kidding! I’m running out of whacked adjectives! :P Things are going really cooloso now that Venus is around! She’s given us a different outlook on things and we haven’t had this much fun in years! We were really getting into a rut before she appeared, but now the sun is shining again. Even Raphael has been seen to smile lately! Heh! Who’da thunk it?!!<\/p>\n

Venus is way cool. She knows some really wicked tricks and she kicks tush like… well… like a mutant ninja turtle! We’ve been battling some bizzaro baddies of late, and it’s sure nice to have Venus around to help!<\/p>\n

I’m very sorry that her Sensei died before she made the trip to New York. I can’t imagine how bummed she must be about that… I don’t even wanna think about Master Splinter leaving us! Hopefully she’ll be happy to be with us (cuz I know we’re just alittle<\/strong>\u00a0bit cheery to have her around! :) We’re doing our best to make her feel welcome and part of the family, and she seems to be adjusting extremely well. She’s a tough turtle, that’s for sure! I’m glad she’s on our side! :)<\/p>\n

The sewer is a much nicer place to be now that Venus is here! I hope you’re having a great Fall season, amigo! Despite my preoccupation of late, I’m thinking about ya! Rock on!<\/p>\n

Adios!
\nMikey<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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