PORTRAIT OF POWER PUNCHIN’ ROCKSTEADY The Trunk-wearin’ Foot Boxer! I’m a Turtle-rippin’ rhino – and I will crush any sissy-shelled stupidhead who challanges me. I hit hard, I hit fast – and I hit often. I love to pummel, punch… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF SEWER SCOUT RAPH The Rifle-totin’, Racoon-capped Reptile! VITAL SCOUTISTICS: Accessories: Kowabunga Carvin’ Knife, Long Range Reptile Rifle, Foot Trap, Buckskin Belt with Powder Sack Favorite Food: Salted-down Possum Belly Favorite Prank: Playin’ Possum Favorite Syrup: Sorghum With an ear to the… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF BANDITO-BASHIN’ MIKE The Muscle-bound Mariachi Mutant! VITAL BANDITOTISTICS: Accessories: Kowabunga Cork Shotgun, Jalapeno Knife, Hero Holster & Reptile Revolver, Sewer Serape, Thorny the Cactus Pal Favorite Song: I’m the Mariachi Mutant, I Am I Am Favorite Hat: Sewer Sombrero Hey,… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF CHIEF LEO The Flame-shootin’ Feather-topped Foot Fighter! VITAL TEEPEETISTICS: Accessories: Bodacious Bow & Arrow, Sewer Spear, Quasi Quiver, Totally Turtle Tomahawk, Battle Blade Favorite Target: Shredder’s Backside Favorite Dance: Rain ‘n Pain Furthest Distance Arrow Shot: 112859 Meters (without a bow,… Continue Reading
PORTRAIT OF CRAZY COWBOY DON The Range-rovin’ Reptile with a Rawhide! VITAL SPURTISTICS: Accessories: Half-shelled Holster, Sewer Six Shooter, Reptile Rifle, Lizard Lasso Favorite Food: Pizza Grub Favorite Town: Dude City Giddyap with Crazy Cowboy Don, the roughest, toughest, meanest Mutant to ever… Continue Reading
