Playmates 1994 – Kung Fu Rocksteady

KUNG FU ROCKSTEADY
The Plugged-in Power Punchin’ Punk!

Rocksteady’s Rumble Gear: Skull Crackin’ Crow Bar, Power-on Foot Shield, Street Sword, Exclusive Tournament Fighters Super NES Video Game Hint Book
Favorite Move: Fierce Foot Punchin’ Drive
Favorite Opponent: Anyone small
Favorite Saying: “Hey, you’re shoe’s untied.”

Now the Turtles must face the most brutal street Foot fighter to ever be genetically mutated – Kung Fu Rocksteady! He’s big, he’s bad, he’s brainless! Nothing slows down this knuckle draggin’, street sweepin’ Kung Fu master – not even repeated blows to the head! Karai? He don’t care ’bout no Karai – so it’s no mystery to him! Rocksteady’s entered the street Foot Fighters Tournament, armed with his favorite illegal weapons, like the skull crackin’ crowbar – one hit and it’s lights out! And that street sword certainly doesn’t meet regulations, either – but then again, there are no regulations in this battle of skill and brute force timing! Rest assured that Kung Fu Rocksteady is gonna use every dirty trick to win. He wants to beat those Kung Fu Turtles back into the sewers. Kung Fu Rocksteady will prove, once and for all, that he is the champion of gutter goons everywhere. His fierce Foot Punchin’ drive is devastatin’ and dirty playin’, but that’s not gonna stop Rocksteady. Sure, he may look more like a Kung Fool than a Kung Fu expert, but Rocksteady’s plugged in and powered-up to unleash his brainless brawn. So prepare yourself for the biggest battle to ever go down in the city streets. No one walks away from this one – no one!

© 1994 Playmates

Master Splinter

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