PORTRAIT OF POWERLIFTIN’ DON
The Super Strong Sewer Sportsman
VITAL LIFTISTICS:
Accessories: Turtle Shell Barbells, Bo Pole & Turtle Games Gold Medal!
Record Lift: 2000 Turtle Tons
Recommended Food: Anti-Foot Fiber
Best Bench Press: Flattened a park bench to under 2 inches
Ornery and oiled, Powerliftin’ Don’s comin’ on strong. And this wacky weightlifter’s got a Mutant message for all the lightweight wimps, “No pain, no pizza.” He’s the biggest and the bulkiest of the best in the Turtle Games – and he’s loaded down with massive Mutant muscle and tons o’ Turtle tone. It’s no problem for this all-American bulk boy to lift lead, ’cause he works out with his Turtle Shell Barbells. He’s ready and willin’ to clean ‘n jerk the Clan and clobber ’em with his power-packed punch, not to mention, win the Turtle Games Gold Medal. Nothing can stop this ripplin’ reptile, ’cause he’s in super sewer shape! Let the games begin!
© 1992 Playmates
